The Republic of Euro Northern Cape is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its burgeoning dolphin population. The hard-working, democratic population of 4.938 billion Euro Northern Capeans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.2%.

The strong Euro Northern Capean economy, worth 253 trillion pounds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Pizza Delivery, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 51,350 pounds, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Euro Northern Cape's national animal is the dolphin, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Euro Northern Cape is ranked 152,446^th in the world and 5,887^th in Lazarus for Highest Food Quality, scoring 15.32 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.